Fluent Sarcasm

You're a pizza shit.
& I love Doctor Who.

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

(via momseh)

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: ver-gil, via blowoffs)

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious, via judgedteenblogger)

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: alunaes, via asvprock)

This is how the rain looks like when you’re up there.

aphotyc-shades:

sadisticmagidan:

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BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

fuck this place in particular 

(Source: harahana.blog110.fc2.com, via mylifeiskish)

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

(Source: heyziver, via youngbodymaturemind)

harrehshipsdontlie:

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION

#NO MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HER DAD#EVERYONE KNEW THAT HANNAH MONTANA’S DAD WAS ROBBIE RAY #HOW DID THEY NOT #MAKE THE CONNECTION #HIS DISGUISE IS EVEN WORSE THAN MILEY’S IT’S A FUCKING MOUSTACHE

(Source: punkjumper, via youngbodymaturemind)

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