Fluent Sarcasm

You're a pizza shit.
& I love Doctor Who.

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via class-a-production)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via asvprock)

chadleymacguff:

incubecfrmmars:

What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…

i’m feeling very attacked right now

(Source: calumpayne, via wh0reable-blog)

fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via class-a-production)

Kid in my lit class (via stalkedprincess)

(Source: melodiousgeekery, via tiffanyluucifer)

Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.
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